Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Mimi: Ok, nice job on the knee raises. Booty hops are next.
Me: Booty hops?
Mimi: Yeah, you know, booty hops.
Me: You mean Garhammer Raise?
Mimi: No, I call them Booty Hops. They are much more fun.
Me: I don't want to do Booty Hops, I wanna do Garhammers. Much more manly.
Mimi: Nope, your doing booty hops!
Me: Thor wouldn't do booty hops. Thor would do Garhammers.
Mimi: You are GOING to do booty hops. Twelve of them, now stop stalling.
Me: /sigh Fine! Booty hops, twelve?
Mimi: NO! Booty bounces, yes twelve.
Me: Booty Bounces?
Mimi: Yup, Booty Bounces.
Me: Not booty hops?
Mimi: Nope I just changed it.
Me: From booty hops?
Mimi: Uh huh, see much more fun to say, booty, booty, bounce...bounce...bounce.
Me: Just now? You can do that?
Mimi: Yep, NOW GO already! Twelve.
Me: Mimi have you been hitting the Red Bull?
Mimi: Nope, I'm all natural this morning. I think I'm suffering from too-much-lack-of-sleep.
Me: You mean you didn't get enough sleep?
Mimi: Nope, too-much-lack-of-sleep. BOOTY BOUNCES, GO NOW!